|—||Me, no matter what time it is. (via dutchster)|
if my life was a drink it would be room temperature coke with the ice melted
"talk dirty to me"
yeah i COULD sleep or i could stay up until 5 AM thinking about kissing you
Don’t ever do that thing where you stop talking to me so you can wait for me to start talking to you first cause ill think I annoyed you and lost you as a friend which will lead me to hours of sadness then a lot of eating
remember when everyone wanted to fuck that clock like 2 weeks ago. whered you clockfuckers go. what happened to you disgusting horrible clockfuckers. did you finally fuck your clock
come tell me to my face